So~ today was my wedding. I got married to my jerkface neighbor that I never see outside of class. I have reason to believe he's an alien. Not really reason, more my own wishful thoughts. Anyway, I got a ring pop and seven different kinds of cake out of it. I'm not joking. There were seven cakes, big jello, chocolate covered strawberries, apple cider, orange soda, bubbles (which I am blowing in class right now), candy galore, cupcakes, cookies, and things I don't even know. And nasty pizza. But it was still pizza. So it was gone in two seconds. I was lucky to snag the minimal piece I could.

So the wedding was okay. I am not betraying Sandra dear though! This was just for a class. I already have our wedding planned out.

Lauren dramatically runs up to the ledge of the cliff, looking out into the ocean as the wind dances with her hair. Sorta, she really doesn't have that much hair. She opens her mouth, taking in the air around her, and screamed into the sea, "Sandra!"
"What?!" Sandra replies from their ocean home at the base of the cliff. How it was built there and how it remians there is unknown.
"We're out of coffee!" Lauren screams in reply.
"Well go get some!" Sandra continues to slow roast the sharpened platypus that was used to threaten her life.
"Wake Matt up! (real life boyfriend of Sandra.)"
"What?!" Sandra is forced to pay attention.
"I said wake Matt up and make him do it! I'm busy!" Lauren stomps her foot and almost falls. Almost.
"You're always busy." Sandra mumbles as she pushes a button next to the easy bake oven.
A loud boom is heard underwater, as a giant metal gate is slowly raised to open the sea to a watery cave. The gate is covered in algy, worn with the strength of the sea and age. A great growl is heard from within the bowells, as the creature within slowly makes its way to the surface.
"what's taking so long?" Lauren crosses her arms and mumbles something about a punk ass skinny white boy.
Said boy bursts from the waters surface, his head thrown back to intact the air outside, the water glittering in his hair like diamonds. He whisks his long hair to one side in slow-mo, letting the water fly from his scalp like a halo. And then he got hit with a white Zebra.
"Get yer ass outta the water and go to the store!" Lauren shouts.
"It's not that we don't love you Matt, it's that we want to use that love in order to get free labor. You understand." Sandra chimes in.
Matt cries.

And that's exactly how it will go! That wasn't the actual wedding, the wedding will take place in spain, after I kick some bull ass.

So yeah, I guess I'm fakely married now. Sorry guys and gals. (sighs) It's only a matter of time though. >XD